nothing. candle
4oz / Amber Jar + Black Lid / Vanilla Bean
$18.00 USD
nothing. candle
$18.00 USD
Soy wax, cotton wick, amber or clear glass, black lid. Nine of them to pick from. One smells like nothing at all.
Scents
Soy wax, cotton wick, amber glass, black lid. Nine of them. One smells like nothing at all.
- Nothing. Wax and a flame. Pick Unscented.
- Vanilla. Warm and plain. Nobody objects to it.
- Eucalyptus. Cool and herbal.
- Spice. Clove, cinnamon, a little sweet.
- Pumpkin. Fall. You know what you're getting.
- Salt. Clean air off the water. No coconut.
- Balsam. Fir. A tree in December.
- Honeysuckle. Floral, on the sweet side.
- Grapefruit. Sharp citrus. The one that wakes you up.
Specs
- 9 oz, 50 to 60 hours. 4 oz, 25 to 30 hours.
- 100% soy wax, grown in the USA
- Cotton wick
- Reusable glass jar, amber or clear, black lid
- No lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates. Meets ASTM standards.
Safety
- Keep the flame in sight. Away from kids, pets, and anything that catches.
- Trim the wick to 1/4" before each lighting.
- Burn three to four hours at a time.
- Stop when 1/2" of wax remains.
Questions.
Does it smell of anything?
That is your choice. There are nine to pick from: Unscented, Vanilla Bean, Eucalyptus Lavender Herb, Comfort Spice, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Sea Breeze, Fresh Balsam, Honeysuckle and Pink Grapefruit. Unscented smells of nothing.
How long does it burn for?
The 9 oz burns 50 to 60 hours. The 4 oz burns 25 to 30 hours.
What is it made of?
One hundred per cent soy wax grown in the USA, a cotton wick, and a reusable glass jar with a black lid. No lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes or phthalates. It meets ASTM standards.
What if they do not like scented candles?
Pick Unscented. It is wax and a flame and it does nothing else.
How should it be burned?
Trim the wick to a quarter inch before each lighting. Burn three to four hours at a time. Stop when half an inch of wax is left.
Is this a gag gift?
It is a real object, made to a real spec, and it is meant to be used. It is not a novelty that stops working after the first laugh.
What does the mark actually look like?
One word, lowercase, with a full stop. Courier New at regular weight, black on white or white on black. It sits small and on its own. There is no logo, no slogan, and no second graphic anywhere on the product.
How long does it take to arrive?
Everything is made after you order it, so there are two clocks. Production takes 2 to 7 business days, then shipping takes 3 to 7. Most orders arrive within two weeks. If you are leaving it late, the gift card arrives by email.