nothing. gift card
Let them pick their own nothing.
Delivered by email, usually within a minute. No expiration date, no fees, nothing to lose in a drawer.
Amounts: $25 / $50 / $75 / $100Sent to: their email, or yours if you'd rather hand it over yourself
Questions.
How is it delivered?
By email, usually within a minute. Nothing is posted and nothing can be lost in transit.
Does it expire?
No. There is no expiry date and there are no fees.
What amounts can I buy?
Twenty-five, fifty, seventy-five or one hundred dollars.
Can it be sent to me instead of to them?
Yes. Send it to their email, or to yours if you would rather hand it over in person.
Is this a gag gift?
It is a real object, made to a real spec, and it is meant to be used. It is not a novelty that stops working after the first laugh.
What does the mark actually look like?
One word, lowercase, with a full stop. Courier New at regular weight, black on white or white on black. It sits small and on its own. There is no logo, no slogan, and no second graphic anywhere on the product.
How long does it take to arrive?
Everything is made after you order it, so there are two clocks. Production takes 2 to 7 business days, then shipping takes 3 to 7. Most orders arrive within two weeks. If you are leaving it late, the gift card arrives by email.