nothing. white tee
Light Blue / S
$25.99 USD
nothing. white tee
$25.99 USD
One word embroidered on the chest, small enough that most people won't read it.
Medium-weight cotton, ribbed collar, no side seams. Wears in rather than out.
Specs
- 100% cotton, medium weight
- Tubular knit, no side seams
- Ribbed collar with shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
- OEKO-TEX certified cotton
Care
- Machine wash cold, 30°C max
- Tumble dry low
- Don't iron it, don't dry clean it
Measurements.
Every figure is taken from the garment laid flat, not from a body. Tolerance is 1.5 in (3.81 cm) on every size and every measurement. Returns are not accepted for the wrong size, so if you are between sizes or buying for someone else, email nothing@nothinggifts.com before you order.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
Centimeters.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 |
Questions.
What size should I get?
5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit with no side seams, and a ribbed collar with shoulder taping. Sizes run S to 3XL. Full measurements are in the table below this section, taken from the garment laid flat. Returns are not accepted for the wrong size, so measure a t-shirt they already wear and compare.
What colors does it come in?
White and black.
Is the word printed or stitched?
Stitched. It is embroidered on the chest, small enough that most people will not read it, and there is nothing on the surface to crack or peel.
Is there a scratchy label in the neck?
No. The label tears away.
How should it be washed?
Machine wash cold, 30°C maximum. Tumble dry low. Do not iron it and do not dry clean it.
Is this a gag gift?
It is a real object, made to a real spec, and it is meant to be used. It is not a novelty that stops working after the first laugh.
What does the mark actually look like?
One word, lowercase, with a full stop. Courier New at regular weight, black on white or white on black. It sits small and on its own. There is no logo, no slogan, and no second graphic anywhere on the product.
How long does it take to arrive?
Everything is made after you order it, so there are two clocks. Production takes 2 to 7 business days, then shipping takes 3 to 7. Most orders arrive within two weeks. If you are leaving it late, the gift card arrives by email.